Detective
Skip Langdon, New Orleans PD, lived in the thick of the French Quarter
and figured she was probably the only cop in the parish who did. Cops,
she'd observed, were suburbanites at heart, like most of the folks in
the Third District, to which she'd been recently assigned.
After
working homicide, it sometimes seemed to Skip that the Third was only
technically in the city. There was a housing project, but a smallish
one. Most folks lived in nice subdivisions by the lake and on the manicured
streets of Gentilly (which also had a tough side, but everything is
relative).
When "decentralization" came, homicide detectives became "gen dicks,"
or general detectives, and in the Third there weren't that many homicides
anyway.
Yet
Skip was staring down at a corpse in a part of Gentilly that has streets
so nasty-neat you want to call a graffiti artist just to get comfortable.
The Spanish-style house looked as if it had run away from Florida. The
corpse had a hole in its chest.
Ironic,
she thought. This is one of those neighborhoods where it just doesn't
happen-according to the residents.
The
body on the living room floor was that of a woman somewhere in the neighborhood
of thirty, tall and thin, with long, elegant legs poking out of a pair
of plaid cotton shorts, which she had paired with a white T-shirt. She
wore no shoes. She had golden-blond shoulder-length hair, and Skip's
first thought was that she was beautiful. Yet Skip hadn't really looked
at the face, had merely taken in the facts of death and woman and young.
Neither
Skip nor her sergeant, Adam Abasolo, was in a hurry to call an ambulance,
as the massive quantity of blood on the beige wall-to-wall was congealed
and nearly brown. The woman's body was dead-white, showing that what
blood she still had in her had had time to pool on the other side of
her body. Officially, neither Skip nor Abasolo could pronounce her,
but they knew dead when they saw it. Skip took time to look at the woman
closely. "Omigod-I know her. She's my neighbor."
"Since when did you move to Gentilly?" Abasolo sounded genuinely puzzled.
Wildly, Skip glanced around. 'Well, I guess she does live here. I always
assumed.... I mean, she's such a French Quarter type."
"Who is she, Skip?"
"She goes by Franny Futura. Damn! I'm going to miss her."
She
knew she would feel Franny's death nearly as intensely as if she'd been
a friend. Franny was a French Quarter character, as much a fixture in
Skip's life and the lives of her neighbors as Jackson Square itself,
where Franny read the tarot.
Tarot readers had recently become at least as prominent as the artists
and musicians who hung at the Square. There must have been twenty of
them at least, and they all knew they had only a minute to catch the
eye of a strolling tourist. Thus the man with the purple hair had a
sign proclaiming he was a member of Mensa; Hubba-Bubba wore a red cloak
and sequined gold headdress (and weighed close to a quarter of a ton);
the Mystic Begeleh was a dachshund who spoke through his human companion;
and Starlady's tulle-trimmed hat was probably more than two feet across.
You had to be colorful to get noticed in that crowd.
And
Franny had been. She'd somehow hit on a mix of the retro, the futuristic
and the outrageous that made you giggle whether you wanted to or not.
Her garments, clearly meant to simulate some imagined space-suit fabric,
were silver. But instead of being fashioned into a little mini number
suitable for Princess Leia, they were eminently ladylike (if you didn't
count the plunging neckline). The top was a simple sleeveless blouse,
plunging as mentioned, and tucked into a tight calf-length skirt to
form an outfit that, with hat and gloves, would have been smart.
Franny
didn't disappoint. The gloves, also silver, were shirred and pearl-buttoned.
They had cut-out fingers that allowed her to lay out the cards.
But
the hat was what made the ouffit. About half the diameter of Starlady's,
it was a flat silver disk with a wigwam-shaped knob on top. Can you
picture it? A perfect, stylized fifties flying saucer perched atop her
perfect golden pageboy. She was so tall and thin and elegant, some said
she was a drag queen.
Now
she was queen of nothing.
Abasolo
called the crime lab and the coroner while Skip surveyed the house.
She couldn't touch anything yet, but she could look.
And
the house will speak to me, she thought. It will give up Franny's secrets.
Houses had a way of doing that. A full liquor cabinet, for instance,
spoke volumes next to a shelf of twelve-step books.
The
first thing she noticed was that Franny had spent bucks here-or someone
had. Except for the body on the floor and a water stain where the roof
had leaked, the living room looked pretty good. Over the carpet there
was a small Belgian-made oriental rug, and there was new, decent furniture,
the kind that comes in a set-ordinary, but presentable. The other rooms
were furnished more or less with odds and ends. A bit haphazard,
Skip thought. But for someone who made a living in flying-saucer drag,
it wasn't shabby.
She
wondered whether Franny had lived here alone or if she had been married
or really was a drag queen. Skip prowled the rooms, trying to get a
feel for the woman.
From
what she could gather at a cursory glance, no one else lived here. And
there was nothing masculine anywhere, nothing to suggest Franny lived
with a man. Birth-control pills and tampons testified that she wasn't
one. But Skip would know a lot more after the crime lab had done its
work.
Abasolo
had come with her just for backup and had a meeting scheduled. He left
when the coroner arrived.
Alone,
Skip took care of the mopping up. And when the crime lab had finished,
she assessed once more, now free to take in the details. By now she
already knew, from Franny's driver's license, that the victim's true
name was Frances Reynaud and that she did indeed live at this address.
Skip
opened closets and drawers. All the clothes were women's, many with
designer labels. There were no photos anywhere. Not much attention had
been paid to the kitchen. Oddly, there were cheap plates but plenty
of Waterford glasses. Clearly, Franny was a person who entertained only
for cocktails-or at least had done so once. Skip had the impression
of someone who'd invite a friend over, realize she had no glasses, would
go down to Adler's, buy out half the store, then hop over to Hurwitz-Mintz
for an instant living room. The place looked as if Franny had bought
fast, without shopping much, just gathering things she thought she ought
to have
And
that she could suddenly afford, Skip thought.
There
were only a few books, mostly coffee-table tomes about New Orleans,
and one or two paperbacks. The paperbacks, curiously, were both about
Marie Laveau, the nineteenth-century voodoo queen. Skip was startled.
She hadn't seen candles, an altar, anything except the tarot cards to
suggest an interest in the occult. A voodooist would have a much funkier
house, littered with the bits and pieces of a complicated system of
worship. So Franny probably hadn't been a devotee, and from the looks
of her bookcase, she didn't care much for history, either. Still, many
people, including Skip herself, were fascinated by Marie Laveau. She
opened one of the books and began leafing through.
A
drawing caught her eye, a picture of Marie fixing a white woman's hair,
and remembered that the priestess had also been a hairdresser. It was
said she was so good at divination because she already knew everyone's
secrets. What woman doesn't talk to her hairdresser?
Turning
the page, Skip saw that a paragraph to that effect had been highlighted.
Her scalp prickled. It's also true, she thought, that if you're
having your tarot read, you probably tell more secrets than you're told.
It
certainly gave Skip something to think about. Something that made her
look around for a few household records. Sure enough, in the closet
was a file box containing a file marked simply HOUSE. The deed had been
filed there, along with copies of Franny's original offer, the seller's
counteroffer and the final contract. All the documents listed Franny
as the buyer. If she had a sugar daddy, he'd given her cash.
But
Skip was betting she didn't.
Next, she found an address book, which she leafed through. Most of the
names were those of women. She moved on to an appointment book and saw
that Franny had had quite a few repeat clients. Three names-Roz Bordelon,
Holly Mayfair and Mona Spindel-appeared about once a month. Actually,
looking more carefully, she saw that Spindel had stopped getting readings
awhile ago but had been back within the last week.
Skip
checked the phone book. Uh-huh, there she was. Or rather, there they
were-Charles and Mona Spindel, on Philip Street. That meant a husband,
a nice home in the garden district and, for Skip, an idea that was growing.
She
was remembering something a psychiatrist, a particularly witty one,
had once said to her at a cocktail party. "I keep hoping," he said,
"that someday Hamlet's going to walk through that door. But no. It's
always Othello-day after day after day."
"Relationship
problems?" Skip had laughed, figuring he exaggerated, but perhaps psychiatry
and the cards had a lot in common. It certainly suggested a way Franny
could have come by the house with all its nice new Waterford crystal.
Then
she found Franny's savings-account book, and there, plain as day, was
what she needed. No big deposits at all in the last week or so-in fact,
just a few bucks in the bank. But plenty of deposits in the previous
two years, plainly marked with the initials "M.S." There were also past-due
bills. Franny had needed a new roof and hadn't had the wherewithal to
pay for it.
Skip's
hunch was growing so strong, she was impatient to play it, but first
she canvassed the neighbors and learned that two or three had heard
the shot but thought it was something else. Better yet, one had noticed
a woman visiting Franny two nights before.
Skip
couldn't wait to get to Franny's colleagues on the Square. As it happened,
Skip had friends on the psychic circuit, as did nearly everybody in
the French Quarter, which is only about thirteen blocks in area. But
what a thirteen blocks! Novelist Walker Percy once said there were "more
nuns and naked ladies" in New Orleans than anywhere else, but Skip was
pretty sure he meant her neighborhood alone. The Quarter had everything
else as well, and Starlady, as it happened, lived around the corner
from her.
The
astrologer liked to get to the Square about mid-afternoon, usually after
a visit to the library. She was hooked on detective fiction, and there
was a lot of dead time between customers.
None of the regulars were at their tables except the self-proclaimed
Goddess of Jackson Square, who was wearing peacock feathers today. Skip
got a Lucky Dog and went down to the levee for a river break.
By
the time she returned, Starlady was there; having indeed been to
the library, she was poring over a Marcia Muller novel as if there were
no tomorrow. She made her living, however, betting that there was, and
she routinely tapped into it via a thoroughly up-to-date astrology program
installed in her laptop, which she kept at the ready in case a customer
interrupted her reading.
Skip
approached. "Good book?"
"Hey, Skip. Sit down and talk to me."
"You'll never get a customer that way."
"Oh, who needs one? I'm reading."
"Have you heard about Franny?" Starlady's lips arranged themselves into
something Skip couldn't quite make out. "What happened?"
"Somebody shot her."
"Umph." The astrologer nodded her hugely hatted head, seemingly waiting
for details.
"You don't seem too surprised."
"Something about her.. .1 don't know. Who ever heard of a psychic who
takes checks?"
Skip laughed. "Why not? Because you know in advance if they're going
to bounce."
"No, no. It's too commercial or something. I can't put my finger on
it."
"You sound as if you think she was up to something."
"I guess I had a weird feeling about her." Starlady smiled and lifted
an eyebrow. "She used to read at the Tea Leaf. Maybe they're like that
there."
Skip
supposed it was a psychic's privilege to be enigmatic. She bade farewell
to her neighbor and made her way to the Tea Leaf Palace, an institution
nearly as old as the Square itself. It's a storefront equipped with
booths for tarot readers, some of whom have been there for years and
enjoy a certain amount of local fame. If Franny had read there, she
had worked among the elite of her ilk.
The
woman at the counter wore flowing robes and a sequined scarf around
a head of red curls, as if she'd stopped by a uniform store and picked
up a gypsy suit. Skip stated her name and business. "I hear Franny used
to work here," she began and waited a moment but got no response. "I
was wondering if you could tell me a little about her."
The
woman's jaw tightened. "I don't know anything about it."
"I didn't mean the murder. It's Franny herself I'm interested in. What
sort of clients she liked to see, what her specialty was...."
The
gypsy laughed, a sort of bray that sprayed saliva. 'Specialty! Honey,
in this business, there's no such thing as a specialty. Only one question
in the world. Client after client after client, they've got only one
thing on their mind."
Bingo! Skip thought. Othello. 'Their relationship?" she asked. "The
man-woman thing?"
"You'd think nobody in the world gave a damn for the stock market or
ever got diagnosed with a fatal disease. It's love, love, love. Oh,
well, it makes the world go round."
"Are any of these lovers already married?"
The woman brayed again. "Oh, all of em-to somebody else."
"Somehow I just had that feeling." Skip smiled. "I bet they're repeaters
too."
To Skip's surprise, the gypsy smiled back. "Repeat offenders, you'd
probably call 'em."
"So Franny must have had a pretty regular clientele."
The gypsy got a peculiar look on her face."Seemed to, but somebody
didn't like her."
"The person who killed her, you mean."
"Oh." She turned pink, in sudden confusion. "No, I didn't mean that.
I meant the person who got her fired."
Skip uttered one pregnant syllable: "Oh?"
"Never found out why. Just one day there future was a call, and then
she was out of here."
"A call to whom?"
'The shop owner." She inclined her head toward a dapper man bent over
a tarot layout. "Joseph."
In a thick accent Skip couldn't identify, Joseph informed her that personnel
matters were confidential and that she was at worst tacky, at best tactless,
for daring to bring up the subject.
"I gather," Skip said, "that you're not a citizen."
"You gather wrong."
"Evidently,
you need filling in on the laws of the land. This is a murder case.
I need your help. Do I make myself clear?" In fact, there wasn't much
she could do if he didn't cooperate, but he crumbled fast. And the words
he said were the ones she wanted to hear. Franny had been fired for
blackmailing a customer: Mona Spindel.
Mona
must have had a dalliance, confided the fact to her reader, and paid
for the reading with a check, which gave Franny a name, address and
all-important phone number. After that, Mona had kept on paying-until
she got tired of it and ratted Franny out.
But
Franny had made the mistake of messing with Mona again. Skip thought
Franny would have done well to remember that uptown ladies were famous
for packing pistols. She headed for Philip Street.
By
evening she had the weapon, an I.D. from the neighbor who'd seen Franny's
visitor, and Mona in a cell. A nice neat package, she thought. Except
for a loose end that threatened to drive her crazy. She went back to
the Square to demand answers.
Evening
was Starlady's best time. She was reading by candlelight. "I've got
a question," said Skip. "You didn't even seem rattled when I told you
about Franny. How come you were so cool?"
"I expected it, of course. I did her chart a year ago."
"You're saying you predicted this?"
"Certainly. I warned her, in fact."
"Oh, come on"
Ask anyone on the Square. Everyone knew it was coming." She gave Skip
her raised eyebrow. "What do you think we are, a bunch of quacks?"
About
the author
Just living in New Orleans has been inspiring for Julie Smith. Her series
protagonist is named Skip because "everyone in New Orleans has a nickname,
and I chose one that sounded strong." The statement "It's always Othello"
was actually made to her at a party. And some of the characters in "Always
Othello" were inspired by her neighborhood's tarot readers, with whom
she comes into contact almost daily.
Since
1982, Smith has published 15 novels, the latest of which is 82 Desire
(Ballantine, 1998). She has a soft spot, though, for her first Skip
Langdon novel, New Orleans Mourning, which won the Edgar for Best Novel
in 1991. What do the cards hold for her future? A new novel is in the
works, the author says, but as to its plot, only Starlady can foretell.